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You’ve found the weird corner of the internet where good design meets dumb ideas.
Clean patterns, hidden chaos.
Hot Collections
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Ridiculous Shirts
Classic & stylish shirts with a hint of irreverence.
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Absurd Shorts
Classic & stylish swim trunks with a hint of irreverence.
Zoom in. Squint. Laugh. Regret nothing.
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Midnight Swell
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Sunset Relief
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Hard Lines, Soft Morals | X-Ray
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Bin Chicken Dreamscape
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Hard Lines, Soft Morals
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Paradoxical Profanity
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The Absurdity Blog
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The Subtle Art of Hidden Stupidity
A Brief History of Hiding Dumb Stuff in Beautiful Places. It’s the timeless art of sneaking chaos into elegance—just to see who’s paying attention.
The Subtle Art of Hidden Stupidity
A Brief History of Hiding Dumb Stuff in Beautiful Places. It’s the timeless art of sneaking chaos into elegance—just to see who’s paying attention.
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Turns Out, Immaturity Is Healthy - Science says...
Turns out, dumb jokes and hidden dicks might be doing your brain a favour. Research shows that immaturity isn’t just tolerated — it’s practically medicinal.
Turns Out, Immaturity Is Healthy - Science says...
Turns out, dumb jokes and hidden dicks might be doing your brain a favour. Research shows that immaturity isn’t just tolerated — it’s practically medicinal.
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Drawing Dicks on Stuff: A Tradition as Old as Time
It’s ancient. It’s funny. It’s inappropriate. And we’re still doing it. A deep-ish dive into the timeless art of drawing dicks on stuff.
Drawing Dicks on Stuff: A Tradition as Old as Time
It’s ancient. It’s funny. It’s inappropriate. And we’re still doing it. A deep-ish dive into the timeless art of drawing dicks on stuff.

