Terms of service

Last updated: June 28, 2025

Overview

Welcome to Absurdity Club. These Terms & Conditions ("Terms") govern your use of our website, services, products, and any other content provided by Absurdity Club ("we", "us", "our"). By accessing or using any part of our site or services, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, please do not use our services.

Eligibility & Age Restrictions

By using our services, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your jurisdiction, or you have given us consent to allow any of your minor dependents to use this site under your supervision.

Products & Services

We strive to display accurate descriptions, images, and pricing for our products. However, we do not guarantee that all information is error-free, complete, or current. We reserve the right to modify, discontinue, or update products, prices, or descriptions at any time without notice.

Orders & Payment

By placing an order with us, you agree to provide current, complete, and accurate purchase and account information. All payments are processed securely via Shopify Payments or approved third-party providers. We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order at our discretion, including orders suspected of fraud or unauthorized activity.

Shipping & Delivery

All items are made to order. Shipping estimates are provided for reference only. We are not responsible for delays outside of our control, including carrier delays, customs processing, or unforeseen circumstances.

Returns & Refunds

We handle returns and exchanges in accordance with our Returns Policy. If you receive a defective or incorrect item, please contact us within 14 days of delivery for assistance. Due to the made-to-order nature of our products, we generally do not accept returns for change-of-mind or sizing issues. Please check sizing guides carefully before ordering.

Intellectual Property

All content on our site—including images, text, graphics, logos, designs, and code—is the property of Absurdity Club or its content suppliers and is protected by intellectual property laws. You may not reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, or exploit any portion of our services or content without express written permission.

Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for any indirect, incidental, punitive, or consequential damages arising from your use of our services or products. Our total liability to you for any claim arising out of your use of our services or products will not exceed the amount you paid for the specific product or service at issue.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Absurdity Club and its affiliates from any claim or demand, including reasonable legal fees, arising out of your breach of these Terms or violation of any law or third-party rights.

Third-Party Links

Our site may contain links to third-party websites. We do not control or endorse these sites and are not responsible for their content or practices. You access such sites at your own risk.

Privacy

Your use of our services is also governed by our Privacy Policy, which describes how we collect, use, and disclose your personal information.

Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of Victoria, Australia, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any disputes arising from these Terms will be resolved in the courts of Victoria, Australia.

Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to update or modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date. Your continued use of our services constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

Contact

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at:

Email:support@absurdity.club