Refund policy
Last updated: August 14, 2026
Our Policy
Every Absurdity Club design goes into production only once you order it. Nothing is sitting pre-made in a size run waiting to be picked off a shelf — when you choose a size, that's the specific one that gets made, cut, and printed for you.
That's not just a nice story about avoiding waste (though it does that too). It means a sizing mistake isn't a small thing to fix on our end the way it would be for a store pulling from existing stock — it's a real cost, every time. So we'd genuinely ask you to take a proper look at the size chart before you order. It's the one step in the whole process that's entirely in your hands.
Damaged, Defective, or Wrong Item
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or with a printing issue, contact us within 14 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos. We'll assess it and, if eligible, arrange a replacement or refund at our discretion. Please don't send anything back without confirmation first — returns sent without approval won't be accepted or refunded.
Ordered the Wrong Size
We don't offer exchanges as standard — see above for why. But we're not robots, and genuine mistakes happen.
If you've ordered the wrong size by mistake — wrong click, misread the chart, that sort of thing — reach out within 7 days of delivery and we'll see what we can do. This isn't a guarantee: we don't hold stock in every size, so a replacement may need to be made from scratch, which takes the same 10–14 days as an original order.
If we approve an exchange, we'll get the replacement into production straight away — we won't wait for your original to arrive back with us first, so you're not stuck waiting twice over. But we do need the original back before the replacement ships. If it doesn't turn up, the replacement doesn't go out.
This isn't available for a change of mind — only for a genuine sizing mistake.
Not Eligible
We don't accept returns or exchanges for:
- Change of mind or personal taste
- Sale items or gift cards
Refunds & Exchanges (If Approved)
We'll notify you once we've reviewed your claim. If approved, we'll arrange a replacement or refund to your original payment method. Refund processing times depend on your payment provider and may take several business days to appear in your account. Approved returns need to be sent back within 30 days of approval, and refunds are processed within 7 days of us receiving the original item back.
Need Help?
If you have any questions or concerns about your order, contact us. We're always here to help.
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