Sizing & Fit

We want your absurdity to fit perfectly. Every shirt and pair of shorts has a detailed sizing chart on its product page. Just scroll down and you'll find measurements and fit notes specific to that style.

Generally, our fit is regular—comfortable but not sloppy, with enough room to breathe. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser look, we recommend sizing up.

Visit each product page for exact sizing details, or contact us with any questions. We'll help you find your perfect fit.