Shipping policy
Last updated: August 14, 2026
Quality absurdity takes time.
At Absurdity Club, every item is made to order, just for you. Nothing's sitting pre-made on a shelf waiting to be picked — when you place an order, that's when production actually starts.
Each piece is individually printed, cut, and stitched, then carefully packaged and shipped out. This made-to-order model reduces waste and means you're getting something made specifically for you — not a leftover from six seasons ago.
Because of this, our average production + shipping window is 10–14 business days. This is an average estimate — depending on your region, local shipping conditions, or busy periods, it could occasionally take longer. We do our best to ship earlier whenever possible, but please allow for potential variations.
Estimated delivery times:
- Production: 5–7 business days
- Shipping: 5–7 business days (depending on your location)
International Orders
We currently ship to most countries worldwide. Shipping rates and delivery timeframes vary depending on your country and will be calculated at checkout. International orders may be subject to customs fees or import taxes — these are the responsibility of the customer and not covered by Absurdity Club.
If you're ordering for a special occasion, gift, or event, we'd recommend allowing extra time beyond the estimates above. We're not Amazon, and that's kind of the point — nothing here is churned out and set aside ahead of time. It's made fresh, for you, once you order it.
Holiday & Peak Period Shipping
Christmas and other busy retail periods put real pressure on production and carrier networks — order volumes spike everywhere at once, and that flows through to longer processing and transit times industry-wide, not just for us.
As a general rule of thumb: the earlier in December you order, the safer you are. Ordering in the first week of December gives production and shipping the best chance of finishing before the 25th. The closer you get to Christmas, the less margin there is for any delay — a production backlog, a carrier running behind, customs — to actually cost you the date.
During peak periods we may advertise a specific suggested order-by date on our website, emails, or social media. That date is an estimate, based on typical carrier timeframes at the time — not a guarantee.
Once an order has been handed to the carrier, final delivery timing is genuinely outside our control. Carrier delays, customs clearance, weather events, and seasonal volume can all affect transit times.
For this reason, Absurdity Club cannot guarantee delivery by any advertised cut-off date, and refunds, cancellations, or returns will not be offered for orders that arrive after an estimated delivery window. We'll always aim to get your order moving as fast as possible — especially during the silly season — but delivery timing past the point of dispatch depends on the carrier, not us.
Tracking
You'll receive a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships. Please allow 24–48 hours after receiving your tracking number for the carrier to update the tracking information.
If your order seems delayed, or if you have any questions about delivery, contact us anytime. We're always happy to help chase down rogue parcels or answer questions about your order status.
Discounts & Free Shipping
For orders over $100 AUD, the FREESHIP100 discount code is automatically applied at checkout. This code can't be stacked with other discounts or promotions — if you have another code, pick whichever gives you the better deal.
Thanks for your patience. We promise the wait will be worth it.