FAQ
Why is Absurdity Club so awesome?
Because the world is weird and we leaned into it. Our products are designed to look classy at first glance, then slap you with nonsense when you least expect it. It's art. Kind of.
What makes Absurdity Club products unique?
Every item is designed in-house with hidden humor, subtle irreverence, and a touch of chaos. We believe in making designs worth a second glance—and a laugh. No stock images, no lazy AI spam, just weirdly wonderful art from real humans.
Is drawing dicks on stuff really necessary?
Yes, and you’re welcome. See our awesome range of dick-adorned products here.
Where are your products made and shipped from?
Our products are made-to-order through trusted print partners around the globe. Depending on your location, they may be printed and shipped from facilities in the US, Europe, or Asia. This model helps reduce waste, avoid overproduction, and get your gear to you faster. Our print partners are reputable & professional organisations and operate to the highest ethical standards.
How long does it take to receive my order?
Because everything is made-to-order, our average production + shipping window is 10–14 business days. This is an estimate—sometimes it’s faster, sometimes a little longer, depending on local shipping conditions, busy periods, or cosmic interference. Check our Shipping Policy for full details.
Should I wear my AC apparel to grandma’s house?
If grandma has a sense of humor, yes. If not, yes.
Do you accept returns or exchanges?
We do not accept returns or exchanges for change-of-mind, incorrect sizing, or personal preference. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us at support@absurdity.club within 14 days with photos and details so we can help.
How do I choose the right size?
Each product page includes a sizing guide or measurement chart. We recommend measuring a shirt or item you love at home and comparing it to the chart for the best fit. Still unsure? Drop us a line at support@absurdity.club—we’re happy to help.
What are your products made from?
Most of our apparel is made from high-quality polyester blends—these deliver the best color and detail for our made-to-order designs. For specifics, check the product page’s fabric & fit section. We’re also exploring more natural and eco-friendly materials in the future—follow us for updates. Learn more.
How should I care for my items?
Care instructions are included on each product page. In general, we recommend cold wash, gentle cycle, and hang dry for longevity. Avoid bleach, harsh detergents, or ironing directly over the print area.
Do you offer gift options?
We currently don’t offer gift wrapping or custom gift messages, but every item is shipped in clean, sturdy packaging ready to be gifted. If you’re sending a gift, just be sure to put the recipient’s name and address at checkout.
Will Absurdity Club make me more attractive?
Yes. AC apparel will increase your attractiveness by 1–3 points. We have absolutely no data to back this up but it seems accurate. See our best attractiveness enhancing products here.
Can I cancel or change my order?
Because we start production quickly after orders are placed, we can’t guarantee cancellations or edits. If you made a mistake, contact us immediately at support@absurdity.club and we’ll do our best to help.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes! We ship to most countries worldwide. International orders may be subject to customs duties or taxes—these are the responsibility of the customer. Delivery times vary by country.
We answer more of your burning questions about life, design, humour, and the psychology of stupidity. Read the musings of the Absurdity Club founder in the The Absurdity Blog.
Insights into design ridiculousness and the psychology of absurdity.