Privacy policy

Last updated: June 28, 2025

Absurdity Club operates this store and website, including all related information, content, features, tools, products and services, in order to provide you, the customer, with a curated shopping experience (the "Services"). This Privacy Policy describes how we collect, use, and disclose your personal information when you visit, use, or make a purchase through our Services or otherwise communicate with us. If there is a conflict between our Terms of Service and this Privacy Policy, this Privacy Policy governs with respect to personal information.

Please read this Privacy Policy carefully. By using our Services, you acknowledge that you have read this Privacy Policy and understand the collection, use, and disclosure of your information as described here.

Personal Information We Collect

We may collect the following categories of personal information:

  • Contact details (name, address, email, phone)
  • Payment details (credit card, billing info)
  • Account information (username, password, preferences)
  • Transaction history (items viewed, purchased, returned)
  • Device and browser information (IP address, identifiers)
  • Usage data (how and when you interact with our Services)
  • Communications (messages with customer service, etc.)

Cookies & Similar Technologies

We use cookies and similar technologies (like pixels and tags) to operate and improve our Services. Cookies help us:

  • Remember your cart and preferences
  • Understand how you navigate our site
  • Provide personalized content and recommendations
  • Analyze performance and usage trends
  • Show you targeted advertising on other websites

You can control or disable cookies through your browser settings. However, disabling cookies may affect how the Services function.

Third-Party Analytics

We use third-party analytics providers (like Google Analytics and Shopify's analytics tools) to understand site traffic and usage trends. These providers use cookies and other technologies to collect information about your use of the Services and other websites over time. This helps us improve functionality and marketing efforts. To learn how Google uses your data, visit here.

How We Use Your Information

We use personal information to:

  • Provide, improve, and personalize our Services
  • Process orders, payments, shipping, and returns
  • Communicate with you about your orders and account
  • Send marketing and promotional materials (if you opt in)
  • Protect against fraud and security issues
  • Comply with legal obligations

How We Share Your Information

We may share your personal information with:

  • Shopify (our ecommerce platform provider)
  • Service providers (e.g., payment processors, shipping partners, marketing services)
  • Business and advertising partners (for personalized ads, where permitted)
  • Third parties at your direction (e.g., social media features)
  • Law enforcement or legal authorities when required

Relationship with Shopify

Our store is hosted by Shopify. Shopify processes your personal information to provide and improve the Services. Shopify may use data from your interactions with our store and other merchants to support its services and features. For details on how Shopify uses your data, see their Privacy Policy or their Privacy Portal.

Your Rights & Choices

Depending on where you live, you may have rights to:

  • Access or request a copy of your personal information
  • Request correction of inaccurate information
  • Request deletion of your information
  • Opt out of marketing emails (via unsubscribe link)

To exercise your rights, contact us using the details below. We may verify your identity as required by law.

Children's Privacy

We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under the age of majority. If you believe a child has provided us personal information, please contact us to request removal.

Security & Retention

We take reasonable measures to protect your data, but no system is completely secure. We retain personal information as long as needed to provide services, comply with legal requirements, and resolve disputes.

International Transfers

Your information may be stored and processed outside your country, including in the US and other jurisdictions. Where required, we rely on legal mechanisms (like standard contractual clauses) for cross-border transfers.

Third-Party Links & Disclaimers

Our Services may link to third-party websites or services. We are not responsible for their privacy practices. We recommend reviewing their policies before sharing information.

We may update this Privacy Policy periodically. Updates will be posted here and effective upon posting unless otherwise required by law. Continued use of our Services after updates means you accept the revised policy.

Contact

If you have questions, complaints, or wish to exercise your privacy rights, contact us at:

Email: privacy@absurdity.club