Hard Lines, Soft Morals | X-Ray

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Size Chart - Shirts

Measurement	CM	INCH
Front Length	71.1	28½
Back Length	71.1	28
Chest	50.8	20
Shoulder	43.2	17¾
Sleeve Length	20.3	8¼
Sleeve Opening	15.2	6½
Armhole	20.3	8
Neck Width	15.2	6⅛
Bottom Width	48.2	19¾

At first glance? Just a fun, artsy shirt.

Look closer? You’ve entered a chaotic brain dump with no exit strategy. Ghosts, glitches, eyeballs, bones, rogue office supplies, and whatever that thing near the clock is. Oh yeah, and dicks…

This shirt is what happens when your subconscious is left unsupervised with a marker and a deadline.

Made for the proudly scrambled, caffeine-fueled, and slightly unwell.

Product Features

All-over print featuring morally dubious details
Relaxed fit for maximum airflow and minimal shame
Looks great with sunglasses and a sense of irony
Designed to be stared at for far too long
88% polyester, 12% spandex | Why polyester? - Learn more
From Europe? See EU Compliance Stuff

Care Instructions

Cold machine wash — No heat, no drama
Tumble dry low or hang like your dignity
Do not bleach — Duh
Do not iron — The creases hide your secrets

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Hard Lines, Soft Morals | X-Ray