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EU Compliance Stuff

  • Shirts Fabric composition: 88% polyester, 12% spandex
  • Shorts Fabric composition: 100% poyester twill
  • Fabric weight: 3.83 oz/yd² (130 g/m²)
  • Available sizes: XS – 4XL
  • Care instructions: Machine wash cold cycle. Iron on low temperature. Do not bleach. Drip dry. Wash inside out.
  • Product use: This item is made for adults.
  • Warranty: 2-year warranty in the EEA and UK under Directive 1999/44/EC
  • Product safety: Fabrics and inks used meet EU GPSR standards for flammability, lead, phthalates, cadmium, bisphenols, and other heavy metals.

👕 Manufacturer: Absurdity Club

📬 Contact us at: hello@absurdity.club

🇪🇺 EU Responsible Person (GPSR):

Subliminator

Boerhaavelaan 40

2713HX Zoetermeer, Netherlands

support@subliminator.com

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