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Straya Chaos Collage
Straya Chaos Collage
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$69.95 AUD
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$74.95 AUD
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Quality absurdity takes time.
✂️ Made to order.
🚚 Est. shipping time: 10–14 business days.
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✂️ Made to order.
🚚 Est. shipping time: 10–14 business days.
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Shipping & Production Info
Quality absurdity takes time.
Every item is made to order—printed, stitched, and shipped just for you.
No stockpiles, no waste, no sad warehouse shirts.
Estimated delivery: 10–14 business days.
Thanks for your patience. It’s worth it.














Size Chart - Shirts
Measurement | CM | INCH |
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Front Length | 71.1 | 28½ |
Back Length | 71.1 | 28 |
Chest | 50.8 | 20 |
Shoulder | 43.2 | 17¾ |
Sleeve Length | 20.3 | 8¼ |
Sleeve Opening | 15.2 | 6½ |
Armhole | 20.3 | 8 |
Neck Width | 15.2 | 6⅛ |
Bottom Width | 48.2 | 19¾ |

“Wait... is that what I think it is?”
Every corner of Australia’s internet fever dream—captured in one shirt. From bin chickens and bogan icons to viral one-liners and backyard legends, this chaotic collage is a wearable shrine to the country’s greatest unhinged moments.
Looks like a colourful pattern at a glance. Up close, it’s every meme you’ve ever regretted laughing at.
Premium nonsense. Made in Australia’s collective brain.
How many of these classic Aussie references do you recognise?
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Product Features
- All-over print featuring morally dubious details
- Relaxed fit for maximum airflow and minimal shame
- Looks great with sunglasses and a sense of irony
- Designed to be stared at for far too long
- 88% polyester, 12% spandex | Why polyester? - Learn more
- From Europe? See EU Compliance Stuff
Care Instructions
- Cold machine wash — No heat, no drama
- Tumble dry low or hang like your dignity
- Do not bleach — Duh
- Do not iron — The creases hide your secrets
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