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Subtle Hostility

Subtle Hostility

Regular price $69.95 AUD
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“Wait... is that what I think it is?”

“Aggressively elegant”

At first glance, it’s a tasteful, minimal geometric print — the kind your boss might even compliment. But look a little closer and this elegant arrangement of diamonds, dots and lines quietly spells out a four-letter sentiment you’ve been meaning to express all week.

Crafted for those who keep it classy… on the outside. “Subtle Hostility” is what happens when design graduates snap.

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Product Features

  • All-over print featuring morally dubious details
  • Relaxed fit for maximum airflow and minimal shame
  • Looks great with sunglasses and a sense of irony
  • Designed to be stared at for far too long
  • 88% polyester, 12% spandex | Why polyester? - Learn more
  • From Europe? See EU Compliance Stuff

Care Instructions

  • Cold machine wash — No heat, no drama
  • Tumble dry low or hang like your dignity
  • Do not bleach — Duh
  • Do not iron — The creases hide your secrets
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