These aren’t just swim shorts—they’re a high-brow optical illusion with low-brow intentions. Covered in a tessellated array of impossible geometric forms, they look like something pulled from a math nerd’s fever dream. But hidden deep in the folds and intersections are the not-so-subtle letters F, U, C, and K—because nothing says “summer elegance” like subliminal swearing at the beach.

Perfect for poolside philosophers, sarcastic surfers, and anyone who likes their style to whisper obscenities.

Swim classy. Curse quietly.