Soft on the eyes. Hard to unsee.

At first glance, it’s a delicate garden of pastel blooms — the kind of shirt you’d wear to brunch with your grandma or a gallery opening with too much rosé. But lean in a little closer and the innocence unravels. Are those…? Yes. Yes they are.

With tasteful tones and not-so-tasteful anatomy blooming from the petals, this design lives in that delicious space between elegance and idiocy. A shirt for those who prefer their mischief muted, but unmistakable.

Looks sweet. Isn’t.