Botanical Misconduct

$69.95 AUD

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Quality absurdity takes time.
✂️ Made to order.
🚚 Est. shipping time: 10–14 business days.
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Size Chart - Shirts

Measurement	CM	INCH
Front Length	71.1	28½
Back Length	71.1	28
Chest	50.8	20
Shoulder	43.2	17¾
Sleeve Length	20.3	8¼
Sleeve Opening	15.2	6½
Armhole	20.3	8
Neck Width	15.2	6⅛
Bottom Width	48.2	19¾

“Tropical. Toxic. Tasteful.”

At a glance, it’s a vibrant garden paradise: lush leaves, chirping birds, and sweet spring florals. But then you notice… A bunch of animals smoking ciggies.

This is refined junglewear for the quietly chaotic. A seamless repeat of smoking fauna hidden among foliage — perfect for your next BBQ, questionable holiday, or resignation letter delivery.

Product Features

All-over print featuring morally dubious details
Relaxed fit for maximum airflow and minimal shame
Looks great with sunglasses and a sense of irony
Designed to be stared at for far too long
88% polyester, 12% spandex | Why polyester? - Learn more
From Europe? See EU Compliance Stuff

Care Instructions

Cold machine wash — No heat, no drama
Tumble dry low or hang like your dignity
Do not bleach — Duh
Do not iron — The creases hide your secrets

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