Size Chart - Shirts
| Measurement | CM | INCH |
|---|---|---|
| Front Length | 72.4 | 28½ |
| Back Length | 71.1 | 28 |
| Chest | 50.8 | 20 |
| Shoulder | 45.1 | 17¾ |
| Sleeve Length | 21 | 8¼ |
| Sleeve Opening | 16.5 | 6½ |
| Armhole | 20.3 | 8 |
| Neck Width | 15.6 | 6⅛ |
| Bottom Width | 50.2 | 19¾ |
Note: Measurements are taken across the flat laid garment as per the image above. For chest or armhole circumference, double the value shown in the chart. Our products are made by hand so the actual product measurements may vary by up to 1”.
We all know one.
They “did their own research.”
They have a YouTube link for that.
This shirt is a visual spiral of internet paranoia and late-night rabbit holes—chemtrails, aliens, fake dinosaurs, surveillance, secret bases, and ideas discovered at 2:43am and taken very seriously. From a distance it looks like a bold graphic shirt. Up close, it’s an entire subculture having a breakdown.
Maybe you’re wearing it ironically.
Maybe you’re not.
Either way, someone will lean in and say,
“Hang on… is that—”
All your favourite conspiracies, in one shirt.
Grab an Absurd Gift Card and let them choose their own ridiculousness.
Let's get it!
