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Surveillance Beach

Surveillance Beach

Absurd Shorts

$54.95 AUD
$54.95 AUD
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“Wait... is that what I think it is?”
Welcome to the beach—where the waves are wavy, the sharks are chill, and every grain of sand might be watching you.

Surveillance Beach swim trunks are your classic holiday vibe… until they aren’t. Look closer and you’ll notice the sea is filled with eyeballs. Actual eyeballs. Just vibing. Just… floating. Watching your every cannonball and questionable sunscreen application.

With vintage postcard colours, suspiciously serene surfers, and a sun that definitely knows too much, these trunks are the perfect choice for anyone who enjoys looking hot while being deeply monitored.

Ideal for:

– Dystopian pool parties

– Low-key paranoia chic

– Holidays with the in-laws (who are also watching)

It’s not paranoia if the trunks are staring first.

Absurdity Club. Looks normal. Isn’t.

Product Features

  • Elastic waistband for snack-friendly sizing
  • Classic round drawstring (not to be confused with style advice)
  • Mesh basket lining for structured nonsense
  • Mesh-lined side pockets (for stashing sunglasses or mild regret)
  • Fast-dry polyester twill fabric - 100% | Why Polyester? - Learn more
  • From Europe? See EU Compliance Stuff

 

 

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
  • Wash inside out (especially if hiding secrets)
  • Drip dry only – tumble dryers are chaos gremlins
  • Iron on low if you must, but wrinkles build character
  • Do not bleach. Seriously, don’t.

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