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Straya Chaos Collage

Straya Chaos Collage

Absurd Shorts

$54.95 AUD
$54.95 AUD
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“Wait... is that what I think it is?”

Every corner of Australia’s internet fever dream—captured in one shirt. From bin chickens and bogan icons to viral one-liners and backyard legends, this chaotic collage is a wearable shrine to the country’s greatest unhinged moments.

Looks like a colourful pattern at a glance. Up close, it’s every meme you’ve ever regretted laughing at.

Premium nonsense. Made in Australia’s collective brain.

Product Features

  • Elastic waistband for snack-friendly sizing
  • Classic round drawstring (not to be confused with style advice)
  • Mesh basket lining for structured nonsense
  • Mesh-lined side pockets (for stashing sunglasses or mild regret)
  • Fast-dry polyester twill fabric - 100% | Why Polyester? - Learn more
  • From Europe? See EU Compliance Stuff

 

 

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
  • Wash inside out (especially if hiding secrets)
  • Drip dry only – tumble dryers are chaos gremlins
  • Iron on low if you must, but wrinkles build character
  • Do not bleach. Seriously, don’t.

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