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Midnight Mayhem

Midnight Mayhem

$69.95 AUD
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“Wait... is that what I think it is?”

A dark floral at a distance, a skull-filled bender up close. This shirt hides a neon underworld of smoking, drinking, and general bad decisions—perfect for nights when you plan on making a few yourself.

 

Product Features

  • All-over print featuring morally dubious details
  • Relaxed fit for maximum airflow and minimal shame
  • Looks great with sunglasses and a sense of irony
  • Designed to be stared at for far too long
  • 88% polyester, 12% spandex | Why polyester? - Learn more
  • From Europe? See EU Compliance Stuff

Care Instructions

  • Cold machine wash — No heat, no drama
  • Tumble dry low or hang like your dignity
  • Do not bleach — Duh
  • Do not iron — The creases hide your secrets
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