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Hard Lines, Soft Morals | X-Ray

Hard Lines, Soft Morals | X-Ray

Absurd Shorts

$54.95 AUD
$54.95 AUD
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“Wait... is that what I think it is?”

At first glance? Just a fun, artsy pair of shorts.

Look closer? You’ve entered a chaotic brain dump with no exit strategy. Ghosts, glitches, eyeballs, bones, rogue office supplies, and whatever that thing near the clock is. Oh yeah, and dicks…

This shirt is what happens when your subconscious is left unsupervised with a marker and a deadline.

Made for the proudly scrambled, caffeine-fueled, and slightly unwell.

Product Features

  • Elastic waistband for snack-friendly sizing
  • Classic round drawstring (not to be confused with style advice)
  • Mesh basket lining for structured nonsense
  • Mesh-lined side pockets (for stashing sunglasses or mild regret)
  • Fast-dry polyester twill fabric - 100% | Why Polyester? - Learn more
  • From Europe? See EU Compliance Stuff

 

 

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
  • Wash inside out (especially if hiding secrets)
  • Drip dry only – tumble dryers are chaos gremlins
  • Iron on low if you must, but wrinkles build character
  • Do not bleach. Seriously, don’t.

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