Floral Obscenity

$69.95 AUD

~~$74.95 AUD~~ $69.95 AUD

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✂️ Made to order.
🚚 Est. shipping time: 10–14 business days.
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Size Chart - Shirts

Measurement	CM	INCH
Front Length	71.1	28½
Back Length	71.1	28
Chest	50.8	20
Shoulder	43.2	17¾
Sleeve Length	20.3	8¼
Sleeve Opening	15.2	6½
Armhole	20.3	8
Neck Width	15.2	6⅛
Bottom Width	48.2	19¾

A refined garden party. From a distance.
Up close? Less botanical, more anatomical.

This delicate pattern of florals and birdhouses hides a handful of deviant surprises — including several middle fingers and a few uninvited members of the… reproductive variety. It’s tasteful until it isn’t. Just the way we like it.

Product Features

All-over print featuring morally dubious details
Relaxed fit for maximum airflow and minimal shame
Looks great with sunglasses and a sense of irony
Designed to be stared at for far too long
88% polyester, 12% spandex | Why polyester? - Learn more
From Europe? See EU Compliance Stuff

Care Instructions

Cold machine wash — No heat, no drama
Tumble dry low or hang like your dignity
Do not bleach — Duh
Do not iron — The creases hide your secrets

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