Quality absurdity takes time.

At Absurdity Club, every item is made to order, just for you. We don’t keep piles of inventory lying around collecting dust and disappointment. Instead, when you place an order, that’s when the magic begins.

Each piece is individually printed, cut, and stitched by real humans (with real scissors), then packaged and shipped out with love and mild irreverence. This approach reduces waste, avoids overproduction, and ensures you're not getting some sad, forgotten warehouse shirt from six seasons ago.

Because of this artisanal nonsense, our average production + shipping window is 10–14 business days. That includes the time it takes to print the design, create your item, run it through a quality check, and get it on the road to you. We’re not Amazon, and that’s kind of the point.

So, if you’re ordering for a special occasion, a gift, or you’re just terribly impatient (we get it), please keep this in mind. We'd rather you be pleasantly surprised by an early arrival than fuming at your mailbox three days later.

Thanks for waiting. We promise it’s worth it.