Quality absurdity takes time.

At Absurdity Club, every item is made to order, just for you. We don’t keep piles of inventory gathering dust and disappointment in some warehouse. Instead, when you place an order, that’s when the magic (and the mild chaos) begins.

Each piece is individually printed, cut, and stitched by real humans (with real scissors), then carefully packaged and shipped out with a wink and a smile. This made-to-order model reduces waste, prevents overproduction, and means you’re not getting a sad, forgotten shirt from six seasons ago.

Because of this artisanal nonsense, our average production + shipping window is 10–14 business days. This is an average estimate—depending on your region, local shipping conditions, or busy periods, it could occasionally take longer. We do our best to ship earlier whenever possible, but please allow for potential variations.

Estimated delivery times:

• Production: 5–7 business days
• Shipping: 5–7 business days (depending on your location)

We currently ship to most countries worldwide. Shipping rates and delivery timeframes vary depending on your country and will be calculated at checkout. Please note that international orders may be subject to customs fees or import taxes—these are the responsibility of the customer and not covered by Absurdity Club.

If you’re ordering for a special occasion, gift, or event, we recommend allowing extra time beyond the estimates above. We’re not Amazon, and that’s kind of the point—our shirts aren’t churned out by robots in a warehouse. They’re made fresh, for you, with care (and mild irreverence).

🎅 Holiday & peak period shipping:

🎄Xmas Shipping Considerations🎄

• Order before Dec 3: Very likely to arrive pre-Xmas.
• Dec 04 - Dec 08: Likely to arrive pre-Xmas (Cutting it fine).
• After Dec 08: Unlikely to arrive pre-Xmas.

During Christmas and other busy retail periods, we may advertise suggested “order-by” dates on our website, email newsletters, social media, or other communications. These dates are estimates only, based on typical carrier timeframes. They are not guarantees.

While we do our best to provide accurate guidance and ship orders promptly, final delivery timing is outside our control once an item has been handed to the carrier. Factors such as carrier delays, customs clearance, weather events, and seasonal volume can all affect transit times.

For this reason, Absurdity Club cannot guarantee delivery by any advertised cut-off date, and refunds, cancellations, or returns will not be offered for orders that arrive after an estimated delivery window.

We’ll always aim to get your order moving as fast as possible — especially during the silly season — but we appreciate your understanding that delivery timing ultimately depends on the carrier.

Tracking:

You’ll receive a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships. Please allow 24–48 hours after receiving your tracking number for the carrier to update the tracking information.

If your order seems delayed, or if you have any questions about delivery, contact us anytime. We’re always happy to help chase down rogue parcels or answer questions about your order status.

Discounts & Free Shipping Offers

For orders over $100aud the FREESHIP100 discount code is automatically applied to the discount code field at checkout. This code cannot be stacked with other discounts or promotions. If you have another code you can choose which code gives you the better discount. 

Thanks for your patience. We promise the wait will be worth it.