{"product_id":"hard-lines-soft-morals","title":"Hard Lines, Soft Morals","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n  \n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Hard Lines, Soft Morals — Black Line Art Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eHard Lines, Soft Morals is a hand-collaged overshirt of dense black line drawings on a clean white ground — the kind of thing that reads as bold, artsy graphic work from across the room and reveals itself as a complete subconscious breakdown up close. Ghosts. Glitches. Eyeballs. Bones. Rogue office supplies. And whatever that thing near the clock is. Oh, and dicks. This is what happens when your inner life is left unsupervised with a marker and a deadline and absolutely no one steps in to help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThe white ground is doing specific work here — it gives the line art room to breathe, which makes the density feel considered rather than chaotic, right up until you start reading what's actually in it. It's the cleanest-looking shirt in the range and also one of the most unhinged, which is exactly the tension the design is built on. Made for the proudly scrambled, the caffeine-fuelled, and the slightly unwell — for anyone who has ever looked at the inside of their own head and thought \"this should probably stay in here\" and then immediately decided against that. The line art style means every detail is crisp and legible at close range, which only makes things worse in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. Hard Lines, Soft Morals does the rest — it's the humour layer for people whose inner monologue has never once stayed on topic and has long since made peace with that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em;\"\u003eAlso available as \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hard-lines-soft-morals-x-ray\"\u003eHard Lines, Soft Morals | X-Ray\u003c\/a\u003e — the same composition, inverted. Dark ground, white lines, different energy entirely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Part of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by\n      \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e —\n      \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or\n      \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47052147785950,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615688-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47052147818718,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615688-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47052147851486,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615688-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47052147884254,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615688-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47052147917022,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615688-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47052147949790,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615688-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47052147982558,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615688-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47052148015326,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615688-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/Untitled_design_9d98611e-ea62-4f85-ba16-c2ba2bfcaa94.png?v=1761717905","url":"https:\/\/absurdity.club\/products\/hard-lines-soft-morals","provider":"Absurdity Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}