{"product_id":"cats-of-the-internet","title":"Cats of the Internet","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 100%;\" class=\"subl-product-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003eCats of the Internet — Internet Cat Culture Collage Overshirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCats of the Internet is a hand-collaged overshirt built from the full, unhinged canon of internet cat culture — Grumpy Cat, Business Cat, skateboarding cats, cats in boxes, cats with cucumbers, cats in ties, cats with opinions, and every feline that ever held the internet's attention longer than it had any right to. From a distance it reads as a dense, considered pattern of illustrated cats. Up close it's a complete taxonomy of a very specific and deeply stupid cultural moment that somehow lasted twenty years and shows no sign of stopping. Looks like a cat shirt. Is significantly more than a cat shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis one is for people who take internet culture seriously enough to wear it, and themselves lightly enough to think that's funny. Every cat in the composition was chosen because it earned its place in the canon — not random illustration, not stock art, but the specific faces and moments that became shared language for an entire generation of people who were online at the right time. Some you'll name immediately. Some will take a second. Some will make you say something out loud to nobody in particular. The references are dense enough that two cat people could compare notes for ten minutes and still not agree on which one is the best. There is a correct answer. It's Grumpy Cat. This is not up for debate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. Cats of the Internet does the rest — it's the humour layer for anyone who has ever unironically cared about a cat they've never met, which is most people, and most people know it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003eAlso in the internet culture range: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/internet-relic\"\u003eInternet Relic\u003c\/a\u003e — early meme formats and pre-algorithm nostalgia for the era that made these cats famous. Or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/conspiracy-theorist\"\u003eConspiracy Theorist\u003c\/a\u003e — rabbit-hole culture and 50+ references for people who've been down the threads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0.5em;\"\u003ePart of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e — \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":48076296093918,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-643952-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":48076296126686,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-643952-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48076296159454,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-643952-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48076296192222,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-643952-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48076296224990,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-643952-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48076296257758,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-643952-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":48076296290526,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-643952-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":48076296323294,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-643952-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/Untitled_design_8391f225-4643-43e5-b9ba-844945923450.png?v=1780380251","url":"https:\/\/absurdity.club\/products\/cats-of-the-internet","provider":"Absurdity Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}