{"title":"Collage Overshirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eHand-drawn collage layers packed with internet culture, hidden references, and things you won't catch the first time. Worn open over a plain tee. That's it. That's the whole idea. \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"subtle-hostility","title":"Subtle Hostility","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n  \n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Subtle Hostility — Hidden Profanity Geometric Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eSubtle Hostility is a hand-collaged overshirt of minimal geometric line art on a deep navy ground — diamonds, decorative forms, dots, and the kind of considered negative space that reads as genuinely tasteful from across the room. The sort of thing a design graduate would make if they were keeping it together. If you look at it correctly, at the right distance, with no prior knowledge, it is a perfectly elegant geometric print. Your boss might compliment it. Your boss would be wrong, but they'd never know that. Look closer and the four letters have been there the whole time, arranged with complete compositional commitment inside the diamond forms, waiting patiently for someone to read them. Aggressively elegant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis is the most conceptually pure design in the range — and the one with the highest plausible deniability of all of them. There are no florals concealing anatomy, no animals doing things, no internet references to clock. Just a beautiful geometric arrangement that spells something specific and says it with the absolute straightest face in the collection. The navy ground and cream line art give it a quality that reads as intentional and restrained, which is exactly the right register for a shirt that is neither of those things. It's what happens when design training and a very specific sentiment occupy the same headspace at the same time and someone decides to do something about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open — to work, to a client meeting, to any situation where you've been meaning to express a four-letter sentiment but have chosen, wisely, to keep it classy on the outside. Subtle Hostility does the rest entirely without your involvement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Also in the hidden profanity range: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/paradoxical-profanity\"\u003eParadoxical Profanity\u003c\/a\u003e — the same four letters, rendered in bold impossible geometry on a deep forest green ground. Different approach, same commitment to structural elegance.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Part of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by\n      \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e —\n      \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or\n      \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47028700053726,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614173-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47028700086494,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614173-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47028700119262,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614173-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47028700152030,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614173-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47028700184798,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614173-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47028700217566,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614173-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47028700250334,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614173-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47028700283102,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614173-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/Untitled_design_78a8736c-854d-44e7-9e92-cc1bb66b7048.png?v=1761723977"},{"product_id":"floral-obscenity","title":"Floral Obscenity","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n  \n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Floral Obscenity — Hidden Detail Cream Floral Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eFloral Obscenity is a hand-collaged overshirt of delicate botanical line art on a warm cream ground — florals, leaves, birdhouses, and a pattern that reads as genuinely lovely from across the room. Light, airy, the kind of thing that would look completely at home at a Sunday brunch, a garden wedding, or framed on a wall in a house with good taste. Up close, the florals are hiding things. Middle fingers. And several uninvited members of the reproductive variety, drawn with the same calm, unhurried line work as everything surrounding them. A refined garden party. From a distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThe cream colourway is the more disarming of the two versions — warm, soft, and approachable in a way that makes the reveal genuinely surprising rather than anticipated. The light ground means the line art sits delicately rather than boldly, which only deepens the straight face the design is keeping. Nobody expects the obscenities in the cream floral. That's entirely the point. This is the version for people who want maximum plausible deniability — the one that looks the most innocent and is therefore the least innocent of all. For anyone who has ever wanted to wear something that their mother would compliment and their friends would never let them live down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. Floral Obscenity does the rest — it's the humour layer for people who prefer their mischief warm, soft, and completely impossible to prove from a distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em;\"\u003ePrefer a darker palette? See \u003ca href=\"\/products\/obscenities-at-dusk\"\u003eObscenities at Dusk\u003c\/a\u003e — the same composition on a deep navy ground. Same obscenities, different energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Part of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by\n      \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e —\n      \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or\n      \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47036041658590,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614484-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47036041691358,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614484-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47036041724126,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614484-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47036041756894,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614484-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47036041789662,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614484-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47036041822430,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614484-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47036041855198,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614484-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47036041887966,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614484-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/IMG_5951.png?v=1761717658"},{"product_id":"midnight-swell","title":"Midnight Swell","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n  \n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Midnight Swell — Hidden Detail Japanese Wave Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eMidnight Swell is a hand-collaged overshirt of bold Japanese-style wave art on a deep navy ground — cream and midnight blue, large-scale, the kind of graphic pattern that reads as genuinely striking and considered from across the room. The wave format has a century of visual credibility behind it: Hokusai, woodblock prints, the whole tradition. From a distance this sits comfortably in that lineage. Serene. Stylish. The sort of thing you could wear to a beach wedding or a holiday with the in-laws and receive nothing but compliments. Somewhere in the dark curves of the swell, things get anatomical. The waves are dicks. Tastefully arranged, mind you. An ocean of bad intentions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThe execution is what makes this one work as well as it does — and the images make it clear how committed the design is to its own straight face. The wave format is bold enough and visually dominant enough that the anatomical reading genuinely doesn't surface until you're close enough to trace the forms deliberately. From across the pool it is refined. From two feet away it is regret, laughter, and a newfound respect for subliminal filth. The Japanese wave tradition was chosen specifically because it's one of the most recognisable and aesthetically credible visual formats in existence — which means the reveal, when it lands, lands from a much greater height than it would from a lesser surface layer. The more beautiful the setup, the better the punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open — to the beach, to a barbecue, to any occasion where a bold wave print would be appropriate and nobody is expecting what's actually in it. Midnight Swell does the rest — it's the humour layer for people who appreciate that the ocean has always been slightly threatening, and that this is simply the most honest wave print ever made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Also on the darker end of the range: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/midnight-mayhem\"\u003eMidnight Mayhem\u003c\/a\u003e — a dark floral with neon accents that reveals a skull-filled underworld of bad decisions up close.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Part of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by\n      \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e —\n      \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or\n      \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47036115026142,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614487-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47036115058910,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614487-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47036115091678,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614487-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47036115124446,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614487-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47036115157214,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614487-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47036115189982,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614487-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47036115222750,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614487-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47036115255518,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614487-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/IMG_5920.png?v=1761645156"},{"product_id":"bin-chicken-dreamscape","title":"Bin Chicken Dreamscape","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n  \n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Bin Chicken Dreamscape — Australian Absurdist Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThe Bin Chicken Dreamscape is a hand-collaged overshirt that does something none of the others do quite as cleanly: from a distance, it reads as a genuinely beautiful vintage Japanese textile print — considered, colourful, the kind of thing you'd see on someone who knows what they're doing. Up close, there are two bin chickens carving it up on skateboards beneath a grinning cherry blossom sky. Naturally. The second glance doesn't just reward attention — it completely reframes everything you thought you were looking at.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis one is the purest expression of the second glance design philosophy in the range. The surface layer earns its place on its own terms — it's a genuinely good-looking overshirt that works at a distance without the joke. The joke is the reward for looking closer, which makes it land harder than anything announced upfront. It's for people who dress well and find that funnier than dressing badly. For anyone who's ever wanted their outfit to say \"I know what I'm doing\" and \"I'm also an idiot\" at exactly the same time, to exactly the right people. The ibis was chosen specifically because it is Australia's most objectively absurd bird, and it deserves this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. Works at a beach party, a family barbecue, or an existential crisis in Bali. The Bin Chicken Dreamscape does the rest — it's the humour layer disguised as a holiday shirt, for anyone who understands that those two things are not mutually exclusive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Also Australian: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/straya-chaos-collage\"\u003eStraya Chaos Collage\u003c\/a\u003e — 50+ hand-placed references built from the full breadth of Australian internet culture. The humour layer for people who grew up Australian and online.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Part of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by\n      \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e —\n      \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or\n      \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47037830987998,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614630-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47037831020766,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614630-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47037831053534,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614630-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47037831086302,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614630-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47037831119070,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614630-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47037831151838,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614630-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47037831184606,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614630-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47037831217374,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-614630-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/Untitled_design.zip_-_4.png?v=1763010291"},{"product_id":"obscenities-at-dusk","title":"Obscenities at dusk","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n \n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Obscenities at Dusk — Hidden Detail Navy Floral Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eObscenities at Dusk is a hand-collaged overshirt of delicate botanical line art on a deep navy ground — florals, leaves, birdhouses, and the kind of refined pattern that reads as genuinely considered from across the room. Moody, dark, quietly elegant. The kind of thing you'd wear to a garden party if the garden party had better taste than most garden parties. Up close, the florals are hiding things. Middle fingers. And several uninvited members of the reproductive variety, rendered in the same calm, unhurried line weight as everything around them. Tasteful until it isn't. Just the way it should be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThe navy colourway does specific work here — the deep ground and tonal line art means the design reads as genuinely sophisticated at distance, which makes the reveal land harder than it would on a lighter palette. The obscenities aren't jumping out. They're sitting quietly among the botanicals with exactly the same composure as everything else in the composition, which is most of the joke. This is the darker, moodier version of the design — the one that looks like it belongs on a wallpaper in a very expensive house that also has a questionable art collection in the back room. For people who appreciate that the best hidden details are the ones that look like they were never hiding at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. Obscenities at Dusk does the rest — it's the humour layer for anyone who can hold a completely straight face while someone leans in and starts reading the botanicals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em;\"\u003ePrefer a lighter palette? See \u003ca href=\"\/products\/floral-obscenity\"\u003eFloral Obscenity\u003c\/a\u003e — the same composition in warm cream and sand. Same obscenities, different energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Part of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by\n      \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e —\n      \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or\n      \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47049372106974,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615487-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47049372139742,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615487-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47049372172510,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615487-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47049372205278,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615487-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47049372238046,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615487-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47049372270814,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615487-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47049372303582,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615487-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47049372336350,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615487-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/IMG_5950.png?v=1761717717"},{"product_id":"hard-lines-soft-morals","title":"Hard Lines, Soft Morals","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n  \n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Hard Lines, Soft Morals — Black Line Art Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eHard Lines, Soft Morals is a hand-collaged overshirt of dense black line drawings on a clean white ground — the kind of thing that reads as bold, artsy graphic work from across the room and reveals itself as a complete subconscious breakdown up close. Ghosts. Glitches. Eyeballs. Bones. Rogue office supplies. And whatever that thing near the clock is. Oh, and dicks. This is what happens when your inner life is left unsupervised with a marker and a deadline and absolutely no one steps in to help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThe white ground is doing specific work here — it gives the line art room to breathe, which makes the density feel considered rather than chaotic, right up until you start reading what's actually in it. It's the cleanest-looking shirt in the range and also one of the most unhinged, which is exactly the tension the design is built on. Made for the proudly scrambled, the caffeine-fuelled, and the slightly unwell — for anyone who has ever looked at the inside of their own head and thought \"this should probably stay in here\" and then immediately decided against that. The line art style means every detail is crisp and legible at close range, which only makes things worse in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. Hard Lines, Soft Morals does the rest — it's the humour layer for people whose inner monologue has never once stayed on topic and has long since made peace with that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em;\"\u003eAlso available as \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hard-lines-soft-morals-x-ray\"\u003eHard Lines, Soft Morals | X-Ray\u003c\/a\u003e — the same composition, inverted. 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Same unhinged content. Completely different energy. Where the original reads as bold graphic art that slowly reveals its own chaos, the X-Ray reads as something that already knows exactly what it is and has stopped pretending otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e     \u003cp\u003eThe inversion isn't just a colourway decision — it changes the register of the whole design. White lines on dark ground have a different visual weight: sharper, more deliberate, the kind of thing that looks intentionally striking from across the room rather than clean and artsy. The chaos is the same underneath but the X-Ray wears it more openly. It's the version for people who looked at Hard Lines, Soft Morals and thought \"I want the one that looks like it's already been through something.\" Still made for the proudly scrambled, the caffeine-fuelled, and the slightly unwell — just the version that's given up on the clean exterior entirely and committed to the bit from the outside in.\u003c\/p\u003e     \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. The X-Ray does the rest — it's the humour layer for people who have nothing left to hide and have decided to make that someone else's problem.\u003c\/p\u003e     \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e     \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em;\"\u003ePrefer the lighter version? See \u003ca href=\"\/products\/hard-lines-soft-morals\"\u003eHard Lines, Soft Morals\u003c\/a\u003e — the same composition on a clean white ground.\u003c\/p\u003e     \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e     \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e       Part of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by       \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e —       \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or       \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.     \u003c\/p\u003e   \u003c\/div\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47052187631838,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615690-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47052187664606,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615690-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47052187697374,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615690-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47052187730142,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615690-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47052187762910,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615690-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47052187795678,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615690-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47052187828446,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615690-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47052187861214,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-615690-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/Untitled_design.zip_-_3.png?v=1763099388"},{"product_id":"botanical-misconduct","title":"Botanical Misconduct","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Botanical Misconduct — Hidden Detail Tropical Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eBotanical Misconduct is a hand-collaged overshirt that leads with a completely straight face. From a distance it reads as a vibrant, lush botanical print — tropical leaves, chirping birds, sweet spring florals, the kind of pattern that looks genuinely considered and could plausibly hang in a gallery. Up close, every animal in the composition is smoking a cigarette. Not some of them. All of them. Tropical. Toxic. Tasteful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis is the second glance design philosophy at its most deadpan. The surface layer is beautiful enough to work entirely on its own terms — nobody needs to know what's in it for the overshirt to earn its place in an outfit. The reveal is purely for the people who look closer, which is what makes it land the way it does. It doesn't announce itself. It waits. And when someone finally clocks a small bird in the foliage, mid-cigarette, with complete composure, the reaction is always the same: a pause, then a laugh, then a much closer look at everything else. This is refined junglewear for the quietly chaotic — for anyone whose sense of humour is best described as impeccable on the outside and completely wrong on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. Works at a barbecue, a questionable holiday, or a resignation letter delivery. Botanical Misconduct does the rest — it's the humour layer for people who know that the best jokes are the ones nobody sees coming until they're already standing right in front of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Also in the hidden detail range: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/sunset-relief\"\u003eSunset Relief\u003c\/a\u003e — a tropical island scene with a small figure quietly taking the edge off the day. Or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/pastel-provocateur\"\u003ePastel Provocateur\u003c\/a\u003e — a delicate pastel floral that is completely wrong on closer inspection.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Part of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by\n      \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e —\n      \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or\n      \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47058134237406,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616031-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47058134270174,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616031-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47058134302942,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616031-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47058134335710,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616031-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47058134368478,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616031-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47058134401246,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616031-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47058134434014,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616031-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47058134466782,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616031-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/IMG_5959.png?v=1761718826"},{"product_id":"sunset-relief","title":"Sunset Relief","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Sunset Relief — Hidden Detail Tropical Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eSunset Relief is a hand-collaged overshirt that earns its surface completely. From a distance it reads as a genuinely beautiful island scene — palm trees, a glowing golden sun, the kind of breezy tropical composition that looks effortless and considered at the same time. The vibes are immaculate. The paradise is real. And then, tucked into the foliage almost too casually to notice, there's a tiny figure leaning against a tree, taking the edge off the day in his own quietly mysterious way. He's not making a scene about it. He's just there. Living his best life. Looks like paradise. Kind of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis one sits in a specific and underoccupied corner of the range — irreverent enough to reward a second glance, subtle enough that most people will never clock it at all unless someone points it out. It's not loud. It's not confrontational. It's the design equivalent of a completely straight face and a very small secret. The kind of thing where the reaction, when it lands, is less shock and more delighted recognition — a slow smile rather than a double take. For people who appreciate that the quietest jokes are usually the most satisfying ones, and that paradise is better with a little something hidden in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. Sunset Relief does the rest — it's the humour layer for anyone who knows that the best golden hours involve good vibes, great light, and at least one thing nobody else in the room has noticed yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Also in the hidden detail range: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/botanical-misconduct\"\u003eBotanical Misconduct\u003c\/a\u003e — a lush tropical botanical print where every animal is smoking a cigarette. Or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/pastel-provocateur\"\u003ePastel Provocateur\u003c\/a\u003e — a delicate pastel floral that doesn't hold up under scrutiny.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Part of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by\n      \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e —\n      \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or\n      \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47058136498398,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616035-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47058136531166,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616035-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47058136563934,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616035-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47058136596702,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616035-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47058136629470,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616035-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47058136662238,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616035-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47058136695006,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616035-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47058136727774,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616035-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/IMG_5949.png?v=1761717604"},{"product_id":"hedonic-treadmill","title":"Hedonic Treadmill","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Hedonic Treadmill — Modern Ambition \u0026amp; Existential Crisis Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThe Hedonic Treadmill is a hand-collaged overshirt built from the full visual vocabulary of modern ambition in meltdown — fast cars, gold watches, jets overhead, carrots on strings, and dead-eyed commuters striding confidently into existential despair. Rendered in chaotic penwork, midlife reds, and unhinged textures that read as bold, energetic graphic chaos from a distance and reveal themselves as a very specific kind of cry for help up close. Congratulations. You've made it. Your skeleton still has a mortgage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis one occupies territory none of the other designs touch — it's not internet nostalgia, not hidden anatomy, not Australian cultural chaos. It's the specific humour of people who are self-aware enough to recognise the treadmill, sharp enough to find it funny, and still very much on it. Every reference in the design was chosen from the canon of contemporary success theatre: the status symbols, the productivity mythology, the quietly unhinged optimism of someone who has achieved everything on the list and is now standing very still wondering what the list was for. It's fashion for people who've read the philosophy, understood the concept, and still checked their portfolio this morning. Wear it to brunch. Cry into your mimosa. Repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. The Hedonic Treadmill does the rest — it's the humour layer for high-functioning overthinkers, reluctant careerists, and anyone who has ever worked very hard to arrive somewhere and immediately started wondering where the next somewhere is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Also for the internet-literate and self-aware: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/conspiracy-theorist\"\u003eConspiracy Theorist\u003c\/a\u003e — rabbit-hole culture and 50+ references for people who've been down the threads. Or \u003ca href=\"\/products\/internet-relic\"\u003eInternet Relic\u003c\/a\u003e — early meme formats and pre-algorithm nostalgia preserved in textile.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Part of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by\n      \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e —\n      \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or\n      \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47066878083294,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616495-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47066878116062,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616495-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47066878148830,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616495-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47066878181598,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616495-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47066878214366,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616495-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47066878247134,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616495-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47066878279902,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616495-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47066878312670,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-616495-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/IMG_5921.png?v=1761645198"},{"product_id":"pastel-provocateur","title":"Pastel Provocateur","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Pastel Provocateur — Hidden Detail Floral Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThe Pastel Provocateur is a hand-collaged overshirt that commits fully to its own contradiction. From a distance it reads as a genuinely delicate garden of pastel blooms — soft, considered, the kind of floral pattern you could wear to brunch with your grandma or a gallery opening with too much rosé and receive nothing but compliments. Lean in a little closer and the innocence unravels completely. The anatomy was there the whole time. It was just waiting for someone to look. Soft on the eyes. Hard to unsee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis is the range's most refined exercise in plausible deniability. The surface layer isn't just passable — it's genuinely beautiful, which is precisely what makes the reveal work as well as it does. The joke lands harder because the setup is so straight-faced. It lives in the specific space between elegance and idiocy where the best humour tends to operate — where the thing is tasteful enough that you can wear it anywhere, and wrong enough that the right person will clock it immediately and say nothing, just catch your eye and nod. It's for people who prefer their mischief muted but unmistakable. Who understand that the quietest jokes are usually the best ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. The Pastel Provocateur does the rest — it's the humour layer for anyone who has ever wanted to be simultaneously the most and least appropriate person in the room, depending entirely on how closely anyone looks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Also in the hidden detail range: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/botanical-misconduct\"\u003eBotanical Misconduct\u003c\/a\u003e — a vibrant tropical botanical print where every animal is smoking a cigarette. 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Up close it reveals an entirely different world: skulls, smoking, drinking, and the full visual catalogue of a night that started with one plan and ended somewhere else entirely. Dark on the surface. Neon underneath. Both at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis one operates in slightly different territory to the rest of the range. The joke isn't hidden so much as layered — the dark floral reads immediately as a strong aesthetic choice, and then the neon underworld reveals itself to anyone who gets close enough to look. It's for people who appreciate that a great night out and a great-looking outfit are not mutually exclusive, and who find it funnier than most that both can exist in the same garment. The skulls aren't trying to be edgy. The bad decisions aren't being celebrated. The shirt is just honest about what happens after midnight, rendered in collage form, with complete compositional commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. Perfect for nights when you plan on making a few bad decisions yourself — or for wearing the morning after, as a warning to others. Midnight Mayhem does the rest — it's the humour layer for people who look good making poor choices and have the self-awareness to find that funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c!-- Internal linking: supports topical authority and crawl depth --\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Also on the darker end of the range: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/midnight-swell\"\u003eMidnight Swell\u003c\/a\u003e — bold Japanese wave art on a deep navy ground that reveals something anatomical on closer inspection.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Part of the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/collage-shirts\"\u003eCollage Overshirt\u003c\/a\u003e range by\n      \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about\"\u003eAbsurdity Club\u003c\/a\u003e —\n      \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003esee all best sellers\u003c\/a\u003e or\n      \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-absurd-gift-card\"\u003egive the gift of ridiculous\u003c\/a\u003e.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Absurdity Club","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":47531682922718,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-623187-XS","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":47531682955486,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-623187-S","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":47531682988254,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-623187-M","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":47531683021022,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-623187-L","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":47531683053790,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-623187-XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47531683086558,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-623187-2XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47531683119326,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-623187-3XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":47531683152094,"sku":"SBSCSSBDS-623187-4XL","price":69.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/1351\/3694\/files\/IMG_5948.png?v=1761717546"},{"product_id":"straya-chaos-collage","title":"Straya Chaos Collage","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sbl-description\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/WebPageElement\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"subl-product-description\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 1.1em; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0.5em;\"\u003e\n      Straya Chaos Collage — Australian Internet Culture Collage Overshirt\n    \u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThe Straya Chaos Collage is a hand-collaged overshirt built from the full, unhinged breadth of Australian internet culture — bin chickens, bogan icons, viral one-liners, backyard legends, and every meme you've ever regretted laughing at. From a distance it reads as a bold, colourful pattern. Up close it's a wearable shrine to the country's greatest collective nonsense. Looks normal. Isn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThis is the only overshirt that exists specifically for people who grew up Australian and online at the same time — and who carry both of those things like a personality trait. Every reference was chosen because it landed, because it lasted, and because only a specific kind of person will catch all of it. Some you'll clock immediately. Some a mate will point out at a barbecue two weeks after you bought it. Some are buried deep enough that finding them feels like a reward. There are 50+ hand-placed references in total. How many you recognise says more about you than you'd probably like to admit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eThrow it over a plain tee and wear it open. The Straya Chaos Collage does the rest — it's the humour layer for anyone who wants their outfit to say something without having to say it themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand-collaged. Not prompted. Made to order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 1em;\"\u003e\n      Also Australian: \u003ca href=\"\/products\/bin-chicken-dreamscape\"\u003eBin Chicken Dreamscape\u003c\/a\u003e — two ibises skateboarding beneath a cherry blossom sky, disguised as a vintage Japanese textile print. 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